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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

Bill Watterson

Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking

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