They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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