See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
BILL HICKSAll your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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