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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Bill Watterson

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking

Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

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