Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
BILL WATTERSONBoy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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