I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSONThe truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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