Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
BILL WATTERSONI hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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