Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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