My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
BO BURNHAMSquaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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