There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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There are a shitload of songs about being in love with someone who doesn’t love you back and I talk about weed and my cat and being lazy a lot.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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