Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONI’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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