My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGETI think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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