A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
BOB SAGETMy humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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