I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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