I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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