Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMWhen I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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