It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONThe way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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