I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
BILL HICKSSTRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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