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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.

Bob Saget

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
BOB SAGET

Four Letters Matter
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Levels People
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Car Girlfriend Kitchen
Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
BOB SAGET

Apology Stuff Vintage
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Fleas Hurt Spider
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGET

Acting Fun People
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Interesting Thinking
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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House Waiting Yesterday
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Boys Car Country Years
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET

Day End Over Time

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