Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSONIt’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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