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Total contentment is only for cows.

Bette Midler

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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Hilarious
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!

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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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News Stories Watches
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laughing
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Feels
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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Use
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.

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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.

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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?

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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About
People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Obligation
When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, “What have I done? How did I do it? Where’d I mess up?
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Assessment
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Ecosystems
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Nerves
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Trying
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Smoking
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Mad
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Total contentment is only for cows.

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