It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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