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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running

Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.

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