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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing

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