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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs

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