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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word

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