And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
BILL WATTERSONAnd it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONI’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONReality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSONWe need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
BILL WATTERSONDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSONThere’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
BILL WATTERSONReading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
BILL WATTERSONI’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
BILL WATTERSONChildhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSON