Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
BILL WATTERSONI asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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