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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Bill Watterson

I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
BILL WATTERSON

Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports

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