You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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