Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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