Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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