When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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