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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

Bill Watterson

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSON

Careers Happy Person
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON

Lips Moving Thinking
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON

Autopsy Bigs Mouths People

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