I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
BILL HICKSI ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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