Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
BILL HICKSSometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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