Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
BILL HICKSTo me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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