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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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Block Cemeteries Funny Humor
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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