Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
BILL BAILEYPeople say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die.
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American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
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Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, “Hullo, we’re out of milk. I say mother, where’s the milk?”
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
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But our country’s equivalent of gritty reality is more like “Look out Sarge, he’s got a shooter!”
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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
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Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying ‘Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.’
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