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  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
  • Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

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    The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

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    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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    No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

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    My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

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    If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

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    The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

    We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

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    People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

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    Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

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    And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

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    Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

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    You think I look like a teletubby?

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    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

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