Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONArtists don’t create society, they reflect it
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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