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  • Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
  • Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
  • Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
  • Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
  • Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.

Ben Elton

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap. Download This Image

    I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

    My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. Download This Image

    Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. Download This Image

    No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

    The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous. Download This Image

    I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

    People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY. Download This Image

    Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write. Download This Image

    If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them. Download This Image

    Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value. Download This Image

    The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother. Download This Image

    I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

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    You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

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