‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
TINA FEYIf you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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