Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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