No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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