If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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