Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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