They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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