I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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