I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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