I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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