I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALTell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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