Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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