I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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