You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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