You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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