Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELThe Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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