I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGELThe key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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