The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
More George Burns Quotes
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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