If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNSFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
More George Burns Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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