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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

Ron White

My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

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