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Ron White

A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Cigar Cuban Giant Heaven Killer Restaurant Sanwick Simple
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just

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