You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEI’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
More Ron White Quotes
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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