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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.

Ron White

All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Cigar Cuban Giant Heaven Killer Restaurant Sanwick Simple
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Channel Country Different Get People Place Think Trouble
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder

Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.

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