Comedy is all about the pause.
RON WHITE
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
More Ron White Quotes
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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