Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
P. J. O'ROURKEKuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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