Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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